Monday, July 6, 2009

But come on, come on down, Sweet Virginia,
Come on, honey child, I beg of you.
Come on, come on down, you got it in ya.
Got to scrape the shit right off your shoes.


Weight: 217

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

When we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could
by pouring their derision upon anything we did
exposing any weakness however carefully hidden by the kids.

But in the town it was well known,
when they got home at night
their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
within inches of their lives!

Weight: 220

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Ah, caught you smiling at me,
That's the way it should be,
Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine.
Ah, all the good times we had,
I sang love songs so glad
Always smiling, never sad, so fine.

Weight: 225

Sunday, March 29, 2009

I'm always hearing voices on the street,
I want to shout, but I can't hardly speak.
I was making love last night
To a dancer friend of mine.
I can't seem to stay in step,
'Cause she come ev'ry time that she pirouettes over me.

Weight: 230

All along wooded roads
Trees and humans interact
And as far as I'm concerned
The trees are winning

As I drive by I see ribbons
Flowers and sometimes signs
Attached to trees like medals
Of honor for heroic acts

You know those trees are bragging
To the rest of the troops
About withstanding the force of
Introduction between plant and vehicle

If I ever happen to die to a tree
Make sure you leave your flowers
And ribbons at home
Just don't forget the axe

Friday, March 20, 2009

Breakfast:
-One bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats with milk
-One can of Diet Coke

Lunch:
-One container of instant noodles
-One can of Diet Coke

Dinner:
-Two waffles with jelly
-One bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats

Exercise:
-
-

Weight:
-237

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Breakfast:
-Two waffles with peanut butter
-Three cups of coffee with milk

Lunch:
-Two chicken patties with four pieces of cheese, four wraps, ketchup
-One can of Diet Coke
-One baby dill pickle

Dinner:
-Two chicken patties with two pieces of cheese, two wraps, ketchup
-One can of Diet Coke
-One glass of chocolate milk

Exercise:
-Ran one and a half miles
-Back and shoulders

Weight:
-238